special times

At this special time of year, you think of friends and loved ones.......

its a time for sharing, caring and goodwill to all men ...........

i always remember a very special friend at this time of year, and the fun we used to have,

i used to send him the funniest gifts and looked so forward to Xmas just to see his face when he opened them !

i think the best gift was one which came after another of his new loves having yet another breakup !!

he was as usual down his local pub christmas morning..

so i had delivered a 6 foot coffin to his local pub ( no I'm not joking) it took some arranging i can tell you ...

the landlady knew him well and on the first, 'Ive not got a woman' to anyone standing close..

she was instructed to pass it through the pub (which she did in hysterics) by the time it got to my friend, he knew it was me who sent it ! and just said ' Jo '

but he opened the coffin to a sexy 5 foot well blown up in the right regions sex doll, i had made her up with a tailor made outfit exactly like i knew he liked, complete with wig, makeup, jewelery and tattoos ! everything he'd need for a good night after the beer !

i received a phone call on speaker from the pub with all the customers in stitches, and it made my Christmas......................
i have never laughed so much in my life... when he pulled up in his sexy little sports car with his doll strapped in with a seat belt ! it will stay with me forever ........ she was believe it or not his longest standing woman to date .......... lol

i hope he enjoyed our Christmas's together as much as i did .............

and if i could wish for any gift in the world for Christmas,

i'd ask for these memories to last me a lifetime ...........

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