Job offer

Looking for a new job?
You can always come and work with me and stelli....lol
Applicants must be sexy, fit and looking like Brad Pitt (or Angelina Jolie) is definately a big advantage, although we would settle for Hugh Jackman lookalikes also....


All applicants:

Must have a hands on approach to everything...

Must manually update their Hard drive daily in full view ...

Must be good at dicktation and understand what the boss wants at all times...

Must be a team player!..lol

Have good manners and not talk with their mouth full especially to customers...

Must not fellatio behind with their work....

Must be cunning in multi biliguism and be especially good with their tongue...

Keyboard skills are essential especially touch typing.....

Standing up for themselves would be an advantage but not essential as full training will happily be given...

Shorthand is preferred although not essential as quick and short may not be what im looking for this morning...

Able to work under pressure would be an advantage, 7 1/2 stone to be exact...

Basic wage applies with great incentives and monthly bonus scheme..

Able to bounce back quickly from even the hardest of tasks and rise to every challenge..

The applicant:

Will do anything to reach promotion ....lol

With ambition to become a sleeping partner..

Strict dress code applies.. (stockings and suspenders are a must on Fridays!) hehe