Thursday, July 4

Sex saved a life

Things always come together, don't they say? Well this week they have!
My little sister was rushed to hospital Saturday night by ambulance, she had terrible pain in her stomach and couldn't stand. She blamed herself, as she has now found a lovely fella and their relationship moved up a level to a sexual nature, this she thought was what caused the pain, that she shouldn't have had sex.
 After endless blood tests and drips they discovered she had contracted a super bug at the hospital when she had her hysterectomy done 6 months ago, she had cancer cells that were spreading badly so they took it all away, the infection has been living in her wound since and growing and when she then had sex for the first time since the op, showed up what was happening inside.
The superbug had spread to her organs, the Drs said that if she hadn't had sex she would have died of blood poisoning, as it was everywhere inside her and no one knew!  because this chap was 'forgive my pun' built like a king dong! he may have actually saved her life.
Its been a close call, she's now been in hospital over a week with my mum trying to look after her 3 kids and endless animals, we are all taking it in turns to help, but are so relieved to see her looking so much better in herself last night, they have found the right antibiotic to kill the infection finally, so hopefully now she will make a full recovery.
Her poor fella doesn't know where to look! he's getting endless jibes about sleeping with his girlfriend for the first time and putting her in hospital from his brother! but he's there everyday with her and supporting her through this which shows how keen he is.
What basically happened was because she was so poorly inside, having sex perforated a layer of skin that had been holding it all inside her body. I'm glad she decided to have a 'fifty shades' night of rampant lust or I wouldn't have my sister with me anymore.
On the amusing side I cant wait for her to get well, so I can invite the poor chap round for a BBQ! I have some giant hot dog sausages all ready with some tiny little rolls to stuff them into...lol

4 comments:

Z said...

Blimey, what a horrible shock for everyone and quite embarrassing for the two concerned. Reminds me of when our vicar had a vasectomy and then got a blood clot and had to be rushed back to hospital and we all knew his most personal details.

Thank goodness it was caught in time anyway, hope she makes a quick recovery.

brown eyed girl said...

Thank you.x
She's now on the road to recovery and really happy to be home.
The drs given them strict instructions to behave for 6 weeks..lol

cogidubnus said...

One of my mates at work (a busdriver) had a vasectomy and one of his swelled up huge...that was twenty years ago and he still gets kidded about it!

Hope sis makes a steady recovery...what a stressful life you lead Jo!

brown eyed girl said...

Everyone says i'd get bored if I had an ordinary day, I don't get them often, but I do enjoy a challenge.
Sisters doing really well now and hubbies still with her! so its gotta be good..
Now I've got visions of one man and his huge ball!