Job offer

Looking for a new job?
You can always come and work with me and stelli....lol
Applicants must be sexy, fit and looking like Brad Pitt (or Angelina Jolie) is definately a big advantage, although we would settle for Hugh Jackman lookalikes also....


All applicants:

Must have a hands on approach to everything...

Must manually update their Hard drive daily in full view ...

Must be good at dicktation and understand what the boss wants at all times...

Must be a team player!..lol

Have good manners and not talk with their mouth full especially to customers...

Must not fellatio behind with their work....

Must be cunning in multi biliguism and be especially good with their tongue...

Keyboard skills are essential especially touch typing.....

Standing up for themselves would be an advantage but not essential as full training will happily be given...

Shorthand is preferred although not essential as quick and short may not be what im looking for this morning...

Able to work under pressure would be an advantage, 7 1/2 stone to be exact...

Basic wage applies with great incentives and monthly bonus scheme..

Able to bounce back quickly from even the hardest of tasks and rise to every challenge..

The applicant:

Will do anything to reach promotion ....lol

With ambition to become a sleeping partner..

Strict dress code applies.. (stockings and suspenders are a must on Fridays!) hehe

New steps

Yipeeeeeeee.... Its true !! im now the boss again......lol

My partners officially landed himself an excellent job, and starts full time Monday.. god I'm so pleased...

hes back working in a field where he excells so will soon be back overtaking me ...

hes given me a huge boost tonight, i was hoping today would go well and it did..

The one thing ive learnt this year is, don't work with your partner, no matter how well you get on, it doesn't work the work spills over into your social life and if its a bloke he naturally tries to take control..lol (sorry about that if you are male)

Its true though, you tend to let the guy take charge and as mine said today, hes not me and doesn't work like i do, in fact we are complete opposites... he doesn't read (i read everything twice) he likes to sign everything without reading and it makes me have to work like a mad woman to get ourselves out of positions one signature put us in..lol

Its been a huge journey, and made me stronger as a person as i know now i can really dig deep, probably more than i even realised, but someone just took a huge load of my shoulders and put him back in the kind of job he does beautifully so we'll be back to competing again now and ill put him in his place by winning of course....lol (lets hope he doesn't read this) hehe

I love a challenge but this year has tied my hands so firmly up and made me work with people i didn't want to, but now im free..................................

Ive got a list of stuff i want to get into, machines that will be humming by Tuesday and a head full of wonderful things that now will come out without having to discuss anything with anyone ... im now away...

Im now gonna go jump in the biggest puddle i can find, scream at the first person who walks past my house, (get arrested) and watch my fella get back to best....

Hes done wonders to the website shop so has brought many good changes to the business, but hes also going to be able to take what he does best and mix the two, its not sexy talking about clothes all day with a partner, id much rather prefer taking clothes off with no discussions...

I'll get to see him sexily suited up every day and really enjoy listening to what his day has brought, so its great news and reason to really feel excited again....

Right most importantly first things first............ the first thing on my list anyway...

PUT THOSE FLAGS OUT....lol

(estelle were freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)