Kids

Was up with the birds early today, the sun was beaming in so i thought id get up extra early and enjoy it.... lol

Its been a manic day today, fun but manic....

Ive been sorting out an insurance claim on top of the normal work... and i had a list of mum duties to do ...why do my kids always seem to have these things at the same time ...lol ... they do everytime.....

I have cooking lessons for one with no warning i had to come up with all the ingredients she needs to make cakes, where kids think you can magic cake decorations from is beyond me so ive been cutting flowers out of marzipan trying to look organised (not at all) lol....

The second is off to play korfball at the uea and needs packed luch and a list of extra needs..
the third is doing a viking day and wants me to sew a viking costume it will only take 2 mins acording to him.. yes but my machines are at the unit not at home !! lol

and last but not least Ryan is going to the tower of london for a day out with the school.... lol 6.30 start ...

I havent had one letter ??????? must be arriving by royal mail i guess ....lol

they are usually in the drawers at school along with last terms ones they never brought home... folded up as paper planes i bet... lol

Tonight im supposed to do photos.... someone please tell me why was i nuts enough to get up at 5 why didnt i just stay in bed like a normal person......lol

At least i can say I never get bored.... i wouldnt have time too ! lol...........

Ive done what they've all asked now its my turn for my time out, im off for a tan and a shower....

Hmmmmm .......... someone please notice the washing up ...........

Flashing

I'm feeling good tonight, had a really good day, as usual my grandparents came to visit and managed to put my house in turmoil... lol my grandad is such a character...

He decided today he'd pay Sandra a few nice compliments, so all morning so kept referring to her as a "nice bit of crumpet" lol

I didn't know where to hide, i was crying with laughter, she was the rosiest shade id ever seem her, but found it amusing that grandad took such a shine to her, she did look beautiful today and had arrived with her hair all done, looking totally radiant, having her sisters around all helping is easing up the burdon on her, so shes beginning to glow again inside, we can see it so clearly, and its so lovely to see .......

I let Estelle go early today as i was in the mood for singing and didn't want to put her through another day of me singing away in headphones ....... im really enjoying having my music back........ but i don't think anyone else is, strange that........ lol

I seem to have a dizzy head on this week , Ive entertained everyone by falling on the floor at random..... which is strange, as i feel really well, but the dizzy blonde jokes really can stop now you guys, (and whatever it is youre putting in my tea) lol

Tonight I'm now going to enjoy myself and go do some photography...
my fella has wrote a strange list and every night i get to pick a number and do whatever it says on the list ........hehe .... so I'm looking forward to seeing whats in store .........

And they say small things please small minds........
....... I'll tell you later......lol

Dont take him shopping

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping.

This letter was recently sent by Tesco’s Head Office to a customer in Oxford

Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, “Code 3″ in housewares….. and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen> >knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the “Madonna look” using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed “NO! NO! It’s those voices again.”
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here.” Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager