Car Radio Stolen need help!

Can you please help?

Yesterday our car radio was stolen from the car while we were out shopping.

Fortunately for us a security camera mounted on a wall near the car park has recorded the incident so theres hope for us.

The police have given us a photograph of the suspect and asked us to circulate this to friends in the hope that this person can be identified.

While some features seem to look familiar to my fella, we cannot positively identify the suspect; but hopefully you might be able to help.

Please let me know if you have any clues because, while losing the radio doesn't really matter,

My fella would just love to get his hands on this criminal............... lol

Something to start the day

Came across this while wondering round the web so thought id share...


Dodo visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her boy friend's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said."He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish' Viagra. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it."

"Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"

It wasn't a week later she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed,"Oh, faith, Bejaysus and begorrah! That was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye,and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex wasn't good?"

"That was the best sex I've had in years! But sure as I'm sittin' here,

I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"